“Hey, Eugene, what’s better than wrestling?” Josh Peck asked. “I don’t know, Josh, what?” Eugene Lee Yang answered. “Tickle wrestling!” Josh explained. “That does make things more interesting. But do you know what’s better than tickle wrestling?” Eugene asked. “…ok, that one I don’t know” “Celebrities tickle wrestling!” Eugene explained with a smile toward the camera. “I can’t argue with you there, Eugene. It’s honestly crazy that it took until 2022 to have this kind of thing; it’s genius. I’m just happy they didn’t ask me to compete. I can barely get a pedicure without gripping the hell out of the chair” Josh admitted. “Well, luckily we don’t have to get in the ring because we have a lineup of six famous guys ready to battle it out and see who has what it takes to become the first ever Celebrity Tickle Wrestling Champion!” Eugene added into the mic from the announcers booth. “But if the title wasn’t enough, the winner will also receive a prize of 2 million dollars donated by our generous sponsor!” Josh tacked on. “Maybe we should’ve competed after all…” Eugene proposed. 

“Each competitor will be paired up with another and they will wrestle in our Celebrity Tickle Wrestling ring in front of this lively audience. Considering this is more WWE inspired wrestling than the actual sport, our competitors will be allowed to pull out whatever moves and tricks they like but punches and kicks and things like that are not allowed” Josh explained. “The first person in each match to ‘submit’ or ‘surrender’ to their opponent loses, ending the match and if the title and money weren’t enough incentive to beat their opponent, the loser of each match must worship the winner’s feet” Eugene laid out, earning a disgusted laugh from Peck. “Damn, well now that everyone knows how this is going to go, we can kick things off with two heavy hitters that I certainly wouldn’t wanna be up against - Henry Cavill and Chris Evans!” Josh announced before the lights in the arena directed their attention to the entrances to highlight the first two competitors. 

With that announcement, the fans in the arena went wild and Henry Cavill appeared from one entrance, waving to the audience with a signature handsome smile as he made his way toward the ring. Just a few seconds later Chris Evans walked out from the opposite side and got them going again while taking off his shirt to reveal his tattooed body. The Marvel alumnus slipped through the ropes and stood in front of his incredibly buff opponent but it was obvious Chris wasn’t about to be intimidated. “I didn’t realize we were going skins” Henry added with a playful smirk before peeling off his t-shirt to show off his massive shoulders and solid, hairy chest. “Ya know, I didn’t think it was possible but I think I just got a little gayer” Eugene admitted while watching from the sidelines. “I don’t blame you, this is getting good already” Josh agreed just before another muscle man slipped through the ropes in a white and black outfit. 

“Give it up ladies and gentlemen for your referee, Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson!” Josh announced as the hulking man shook each of the competitor’s hands and waved to the audience. “Alright, you two know the rules; the first one to submit to the other loses and only I get to call when the match is over. Got it?” “Yep” Chris answered like he was eager to get going. “Understood” Henry agreed while stretching his arms a bit. “Alright, on 3; 1…2…3 – GO!” Dwayne announced and got out of the way before the power house actors pounced on each other. 

Chris moved a little faster and went low, wrapping his arms around Henry and driving him back until he was against the ropes. “Coming out strong; I like that” Henry taunted. “Then you’re gonna love this!” Chris assured before launching into Henry’s pits and digging in. “oOOhAoHAAOhAGGEETToOOoFf!!” Henry tried to combat but struggled to fight Chris off and protect himself at the same time. Evans wiggled in toward the base of both underarms while keeping Henry on the ropes with nowhere to go, already getting a deep, hearty laugh from the Englishman. “I can’t believe freakin Superman is already laughing so much” Eugene added as Henry writhed on the green ropes but soon fired back with a surprise neck attack Chris didn’t see coming. 

“OOhOAHNNOOoTThEENnEeEcCCK!” Chris couldn’t help but retract to end the maddening fluttering all over his neck and Henry used that momentum to really return the favor, wrapping his large hands around Evans’ lower sides and squeezing in with his impressive strength. “AAhAHAASSHHiIiT!” Chris became Jell-O almost immediately and tried to slip out the hold but Henry held firm, getting a wild laugh from his opponent as the crowd cheered Henry on. “I hope you like the taste of sweat…by the end of this my feet are gonna be nice and tangy” Cavill teased. “FFuUCCKKYYooU!” Chris shut down and reached up with one clear shot and latched onto Henry’s chest before twisting both juicy nipples. 

“AAAhhH FUCKING HELL!” Henry let out with wide-eyed horror and jerked away from Chris. “Moral of the story from Captain America himself; when in doubt, go for the nipples” Josh commented as Chris used the ropes to propel himself toward Henry with more force, knocking him into another set of ropes and forcing him to lose his footing a little so Evans could sweep his legs. The move worked like a charm and before Henry could retaliate, Chris sat across his lower back and plunged into his upper sides/ribs. “OOOAhaOhAAOhANNOONNoOO!!” shot out of Henry with thunderous laughter, getting a bigger smile from Chris as he tickled him as viciously as he could. 

“Come on, Henry, laugh for me! Let everybody know how ticklish all this muscle is” Chris taunted as his competitive side came out in full and Henry kicked the ring floor with frustration. Henry tried reaching back to stop Chris but couldn’t make good contact, forcing him to endure Evans’ cruel fingers as they drove him crazy. “It looks like Henry Cavill is struggling to make a turn around, folks...what will he do to get out of this?” Josh questioned while he and Eugene watched in suspense. “AhOAHAohaGGeEETToOOFF!!” Henry surged like new adrenaline was hitting him and in a great display of strength, bucked Evans off him and onto the floor. 

“Holy shit! Henry just threw Chris off him like an angry bull – that was very impressive. I thought he was done for” Eugene admitted but The Witcher star proved he wasn’t even close to being out of steam as he grabbed Chris’ legs and forced them toward his butt, bending them until the heels of Evans’ sneakers were against his ass. “NO! Ugh – come on!” Chris tried to counteract while on his stomach with twisting and squirming but Henry held steady and used his weight to lean against the shins and keep the legs in place. “Let’s see how ticklish these feet are…” Cavill proposed before yanking off the left and then right shoe, leaving Chris in only thin black ankle socks. 

“Fuck off, man! Seriously!” “Oh, I’m totally serious” Henry assured as his fingers landed on the middle of the trapped feet and started spidering all over both 11 ½s. “OoAHOAAOhNooNNONOOHOAHoHAOAHAGGGoOoDDAAMMIiIT!!” Chris burst with full-body laughter that the whole stadium could hear as Henry dominated his cotton-covered feet. “I knew this match was gonna be good” Eugene added as Chris pounded into the ring floor and howled the hardest he had all match, putting a confident smile on his opponent’s marble face. “Ready to submit?” Henry asked. “AhOAHAOHHhHEEElLLNNnoOOO!!” “We’ll see about that” Cavill answered like he was happy to see how much it would take to beat Chris and grabbed the heels of both socks, sending a terrifying shiver up Evans’ back. 

“NO! Not the socks – you son of a bitcHAoAHoAOAHAOhAAHaAHoHAAOaA!!” Evans erupted like a wild man and thrashed around the best he could to get away but Henry proved he was a formidable wrestler, keeping Chris 100% on the defense without much room for an escape. Now that the socks sat on the ring floor beside them, Henry let loose on the bare feet with brutal scratching along the strawberry soles. “Of course Chris Evans has beautiful feet; why wouldn’t he?” Eugene pointed out with an excellent view of the obviously extremely ticklish pair while Cavill milked the newfound weakness. 

“I can always make it worse if you want” Henry offered as one hand left Chris’ feet and sunk into the back of his thigh, shooting his laughter up even higher as he nearly sprang up off the floor. “AOAOhAOHAAOhAAFFUUuCCkK!!” Evans let out as he tried to swat at Henry or pull himself away but he could barely think straight with one hand squeezing into his thigh as if Henry knew just how to get in there and the other hand refusing to give his rarely seen feet a break. “AHAOAHAOHAAOOKooOOKKAhAHAHA IiIISsUUbBmMMIIIT!! AoHAIIIIMMDdoOoNNEE!!” a desperate Chris announced like it killed him to give up but he feared pissing himself in front of everyone if it didn’t soon end. 

“Holy shit! Henry Cavill has just beaten Chris Evans in the first match of Celebrity Tickle Wrestling! I can’t believe it!” Josh announced while The Rock held Henry’s hand in the air to claim victory. Chris got up and put his shoes and socks back on with much less confidence in his body language now, visibly dreading what he knew he had to do now that he’d lost. “Alright, Chris, you know what’s next” Dwayne reminded while Henry leaned against one set of ropes and took off his shoe and sock, revealing a giant size 14 just as sweaty as he’d promised. 

“This fucking sucks…I can’t believe I agreed to this” Chris said as he got closer. “Good thing you’re such a good sport” Henry answered as he wiggled his long toes toward Evans and Chris took the ankle in his hand. “Here we go, Chris Evans is about to worship Henry Cavill’s bare foot!” Josh announced like he couldn’t believe what he was saying before Chris stuck his tongue out and ran up the length of the fresh sole. His whole body reacted with a wave of disgust and Cavill smiled with a humored laugh as Chris returned to start up the foot again, “You can do better than that” Henry encouraged, getting a middle finger from Evans before he stepped up his delivery and started really lathering the smooth sole. 

Dwayne laughed from the corner of the ring while Evans made his way up to the strong toes, slowly sticking the big one in his mouth and sucking on it while the crowd went insane. “That’s it, much better” Cavill coached and Chris continued making good on the deal as he reluctantly slurped on the rest of Henry’s creamy toes before giving a few last, reluctant licks. 

“Thanks, mate…we’ll have to do this again sometime” Henry teased as he admired how clean his foot looked while Chris grimaced with a humiliated laugh. “Good match though, really” Henry added with an extended hand and Chris shook it, showing there were no real hard feelings. “I’m never gonna live this down” “Yeah probably not” Cavill agreed with a satisfied smile. “Well that was entertaining to say the least; I can’t wait to see what else happens this first round” Eugene added. “That’s right, Eugene and we still have two matches to go before the finale!”