earth’s most ticklish heroes
Peter Parker strolled the halls of the Avengers headquarters like he was touring a museum, investigating every room until his eager mind was satisfied. At one point the young hero stumbled upon Captain America’s quarters and he was immediately tempted to spy on the super soldier. Spidey looked through the crack in the door expecting him to be doing pushups or squats but found Steve kicked back in a chair reading, relaxing his muscles. But it wasn’t the reading that surprised Peter; it was Cap’s feet propped up on the desk, bare and fully exposed. He’d never seen a pair so picture-perfect. Flawless pink heels rested on each other in a crossed position with meaty supple soles good enough to eat, rounded out by juicy toes nestled in perfect rows against each other. The super soldier serum must have given him the ideal feet to match his ideal physique and to think how powerful they must be after completing so many missions and fighting countless bad guys, truly remarkable assets; actual American treasures.
“Peter?” a voice suddenly asked, making the awkward 18 year old jump before trying to gather himself. Cap had spotted him. “Oh, yeah…hey, what’s up?” he answered with a poor attempt to seem casual. “You can come in if you want” Steve invited and Parker obliged with a friendly/nervous smile. “What are you up to, kid?” “Oh, just kind of exploring the place. I totally wasn’t spying on you or anything” Peter added with a light laugh. “Don’t worry, I’ve seen enough espionage in my day to know a spy when I see one. What do you think of the place so far?” Cap asked, still sitting in the same dreamy position. “It’s…a lot. I’m not gonna lie” “Yeah, Stark has a flair for going over the top” Rogers admitted as he closed the book he’d been reading, unaware Peter was still hypnotized by his stunning bare feet or had even paid them any attention until a single stray finger ran up his smooth sole, eliciting a giggly outburst from Cap. “Did you just…tickle me??” Steve asked with a lingering laugh in his question. “I uhh…I wanted to know if the super soldier serum affected your nervous system. That’s all” Peter lied off the top of his head, hoping he wasn’t blushing too much despite the adrenaline rush of touching Captain America’s gorgeous feet. “Yeah, it affected it a little. But if you wanted to know, you could’ve just asked” Steve explained as he swung his legs back down so his feet were on the floor.
“So…you’re ticklish then?” Peter prodded, hiding less of his curiosity by the second. “Yeah, you could say that. Nobody really tickles me these days but I guess some things don’t fade” “What if one of your enemies found out? They could use it against you or something” Parker spun, getting an amused laugh from the seasoned hero. “Well, it hasn’t happened yet but if you’re thinking that being ticklish could possibly be a problem in battle, we could always test that theory right now” Cap suggested as he stood up and let his broad chest extend. “What? Like, right now? With me??” “You’re the one that brought it up. Besides, it’s been a pretty dull day around here. I could use the excitement” Steve explained with a bit of mischief in his smirk. “Are you sure about this?” Peter questioned. “Yep” was all Cap said before charging toward Spider-Man but Peter was too fast, dodging the attack and going after his legs like Tony had told him to do that day at the air base, using his web shooters to quickly entangle Steve’s mighty legs in the white webbing.
“You’re faster than I remember” Steve admitted as he reached down to try and pull the webbing loose but Parker proved his speed again by quickly pouncing on Cap and wrangling the bound ankles between his thighs, making sure to be as far out of reach as possible before launching on the strawberry soles.
“NO! AGhhOhAOHA!!” Steve couldn’t help but erupt with a warm outburst of laughter as Peter scribbled away as much as he could across both meaty soles. “Wow, you’re even more ticklish than I thought” Parker teased with youthful cockiness and a beaming smile on his face while Cap floundered on the floor, wrecked by the rapid fingers terrorizing his super soldier feet. “AoAOhiIiTTSSOooNN!! MMyYTtuUuRRNN!” Steve soon shouted before lunging forward and launching his counter attack on the newest Avenger.
The teen’s t-shirt provided little protection against Steve’s hands as they drilled into his massively ticklish armpits, the direct hit sparking instant fireworks from Peter. “AHAHNOOOTTTAHAHAHTTHEEEREEE!!AHAHAHA” shot out of Parker before he could worry about seeming like a tough hero. “You asked for it” Steve reminded as he manhandled the newbie even more by forcing him on his back and pinning his arms down under his knees. “OOAohAohACCoOMmMEEOON!! AOhAOhAoohANNooOTTThHhEEPPiiiTTSS!!” The blonde Boy Scout grinned at how ticklish the new recruit was and let his fingers dig in further, showing attention to the entirety of each armpit while delving down toward his ribs for a wider range of attack. He knew Captain America of all people was too good, too merciful to make him suffer for very long but Peter didn’t wait on him to stop, instead thinking on his feet and shooting a web to a nearby wall and pulling himself free of Cap’s pin.
Before Rogers could even get to his feet good, Peter surprised him by circling back and knocking him against a wall before shooting two quick webs to leave Steve’s arms stuck to the wall away from his body. “We’ve gotta do something about that web stuff” Steve laughingly added as he struggled against the homemade webbing. “Well, I’m not a super soldier like you. I have to level the playing field a bit, ya know?” Spidey answered before jumping up so his feet stuck to the wall and he was standing over Steve’s upper body. “Your stomach’s not ticklish, is it, Cap?” Peter asked with a devious grin before answering his own question. “This won’t hold me for long, kid AOhaOhAohAAohOoahNNoHO! AOhASSTTOOP!!” Cap crumbled once again with fresh laughter with Peter’s agile, strategic fingers now digging and poking all over his vulnerable belly.
Spider-Man moved with the speed of his enhanced abilities on the superhero abs happily, keeping his new friend howling against the wall. “HAoHAOOKOOK!! AAGGHHPPPEETTTEER!!” Steve grunted with frustrated laughter while Peter worked his stomach over, a better tickler than Rogers could’ve ever expected. “Maybe you should’ve gotten them to make you less ticklish when they made you like this” Peter joked. “OOOhHSSHHUuuTTUuUpPP!!” Steve fired back through his megawatt smile, now forced wider thanks to Peter now zeroing in on the bottom part of his belly, near his waist line with tight, strong squeezes. “AAhAhAHAHSSTTOHOOPP!” fired out of Cap on a new octave, humoring Parker even more as he did his best to beat the patriotic hero but his advantage was cut short when Steve’s right arm finally broke free of the webbing. “Shit!” Peter gasped and tried to jump out of reach but Cap caught his leg. “Where are you going?” Steve challenged as he tried to overpower Parker again, ending with the pair wrestling around the floor for the upper hand until they ended up with each others’ feet in mirroring headlocks.
Steve managed to yank one of his feet free of Peter’s hold and Parker struggled to latch back onto the other while Cap ripped off both of his shoes and socks as fast as he could. “You could at least leave my socks on!” Parker laughingly complained. “Yeah right” Steve dismissed before tightening his grip on the jeaned ankles and proceeding to devour the fresh soles at his mercy. “AAAHAHAHAHAHA!!! NNOOO!! AohAoHAOAHSSHIIITT!!” Spidey exploded with the wildest laughter either of them had let out yet, telling Cap just how sweet of a spot he’d captured as he clawed away at the smooth pink soles and Peter went bananas on the floor. “Oh, man! I’ve hit the jackpot!” Steve laughed with premature triumph but as desperate as Peter’s laughter had become, he refused to give up so soon, motivating him enough to spin a quick web and start threading it between two of Steve’s creamy toes.
“AAOoOhWWHhAHATTIiISSTThHAAAHTT?!” Cap exclaimed with ticklish confusion, derailing his tickling efforts momentarily as Parker pulled the webbing back and forth. “I guess your toes are ticklish too” Spider-Man taunted with renewed confidence as he slipped the string of web between another pair of toes and cranked out more electric laughter from Cap. Steve couldn’t get over how gnarly the toe tickling was but he couldn’t let it get the better of him, just as competitive as Peter as he pushed through the horrible sensations to wreak fresh havoc on Parker’s soft feet.
“NNOAOoAhOAHAOH!! OOHmMYYGGOoODDAOhAOHA!! SSTTohHOPP!” Peter roared with shrieking laughter and couldn’t even thread between Cap’s toes for a few seconds, his body and mind dominated by the new scratching along the balls of both feet, with Steve’s short nails clawing back and forth between both soles to prove he wasn’t about to be outdone.
At a certain point, among the competing streams of heroic laughter, a deeper voice cut through from a few feet away. “Am I late to the party?” Thor asked with a curious smirk. It was enough to stop the mutual tickling and Steve and Parker sat up a little to see Thor before turning to exchange a new look. “Get him” Steve announced and Thor’s eyes widened with surprise as Peter and Cap sprang into action. “What are you doing?!” Thor tried to make sense of before Spider-Man quickly wrapped up his legs with webbing and Steve dove into his pits before the massive arms could lock down.
“AAHaH! NnoO! NOnoAohAOH!! EEnNOouGGHH!” Thor protested but couldn’t stop but couldn’t help but succumb to the surprise attack. “Gods are ticklish too I see” Steve pointed out from behind the blonde powerhouse. “AAOhNnOOO! NNoOooTTtiIICCcKKLLiInNnGG!!” Thor argued as he tried to fight back or break away but his legs were now stuck together, preventing him from being as formidable as normal, well that and the fingers wiggling into his beefy armpits. “Timber!” Peter shouted as Thor soon lost his balance and landed on the floor, allowing Parker to go after a second spot.
“NO! This is absurd! Heroes do not tickle each other!” Thor pointed out. “I must’ve missed that in the Avengers manual” Parker laughed as he pried Thor’s boots off one at a time to reveal a pair of feet even more magnificent than Cap’s, stunning Peter as he drooled over the golden tops and dreamy soles, impossibly smooth and undeniably inviting. “Peter, come on! I can’t hold him by myself for much longer” Steve called out as he struggled to keep a steady attack on Thor’s ribs as they wrestled on the floor but Peter soon helped his fellow New Yorker by unleashing on the godly feet.
“AAhaAAGGHAHAH!! NNOO!!” shook the room like a small earthquake as Peter scribbled and scratched across the incredible soles like he couldn’t get enough and Steve managed to wrangle one of Thor’s arms between his leg, allowing him to go after his armpit and ribs and side at the same time. “GgEEETToOOoOFFF!!” Thor commanded as he fought to escape the gang tickling but the one weakness no one but Loki had ever exploited was proving too much for Asgard’s golden boy. Peter overwhelmed the big feet with no method or pattern, using his quick fingers to dominate the peach arches, shiny balls, and supple heels in a constant, indulgent whirlwind while Steve bombarded his solid upper body with an onslaught of pokes and squeezes.
At one point, a sharper, lightning strike of a reaction got both Steve and Peter’s attention. “Woah! What was that??” Peter asked. “Nothing! Now unhand me before you face the wrath of OdinsonHAoHAOHAHAHAOHANNOOO!!!” Thor expelled like he might actually explode as his teammates combined their efforts to milk the worst spots they’d magically found at the same time. Rogers gave his full attention to the spot where Thor’s ribs met his armpit and Peter held the right toes back while he clawed up and down the long arch over and over, forcing the mighty Thor into unnatural hysterics.
“You give up?” Cap questioned. “AAHAOhAOHANNNEEEVVEERRR!!!” Thor refused, submission not in his blood, but the rejection only prompted Steve and Peter to keep going, scratching and drilling away at two of his most unbearable spots until he thought to conjure the only thing he could think to help him best the tickle-hungry heroes. Steve and Peter were too busy to notice Thor’s free hand outstretched, calling his trusty hammer until it came flying into the room and Thor used the momentum to thrust himself free of the double attack.
The escape hurled Spider-Man and Captain America into the air before they both hit the floor with a thud, temporarily disorienting them enough for Thor to grab each of them. “What?! No! What are you doing?!” Parker asked as he was thrown on top of Steve before Thor placed his hammer on him, essentially pancaking the heroes together back to front. “Thor! Come on, we were just goofing around!” Steve added as he and Peter struggled to get out from the hammer. “You both have made the foolish error of incurring vengeance from an Asgardian…prepare for me to, as you midgardings say, ‘settle the score’. Thor explained before grabbing Steve’s left ankle and Peter’s right and wrapping them in his arm. “NO! Thor, wait!” “Thor, you won! Fine!” Cap and Spidey tried to appease to save their captive bare feet but couldn’t stop the god of thunder from showing their gorgeous soles just how badly they’d messed up. “AAAGHHHAHA!! NOOO!! NNOOAAOAOOAAHOAOAOOAHAOHAAA!!”